Monday, April 29, 2013

Nonsexist Alternative Language or Effemination of our Society

This whole "nonsexist alternative language" has me thinking about the "effemination" of our society.  (You may want to research the effects of effemination of males in regard to their traditional roles within society.)

Therefore, in keeping with current nonsexist terms, please refrain from using the following words and substitute the words following the "colon:"
  1. Master Bedroom: Please use "Owner's Suite."
  2. Freshman: Please use "First-year Student."
  3. Chairman of the Board: Please use "Chair of the Board."
  4. Mankind: Please use "Humanity."
  5. Policeman: Please use "Police Officer."
  6. Fireman: Please use "Fire Fighter."
  7. Congressman: Please use "Member of Congress."
  8. Cleaning Lady: Please use "Cleaner."
  9. Fisherman: Please use "Fisherfolk."
  10. Man-size Task: Please use "Demanding Task."
  11. Master Key: Please use "Master Copy."
  12. Railwayman: Please use "Railway Worker. 
Men, I would appreciate your total cooperation in the utilization of the above "nonsexist alternative language" in your daily conversations.  Only you can speed-up the "effemination process" of our gender.

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