Saturday, August 30, 2014

Government Publishes Detailed Instructions (700 Words) on How to Safely Roast Marshmallows


Come on now, I know what you are thinking.  But, really, it is not as easy as it looks.  That is why the government has provided us with a detailed, 700 words, instruction on how to exactly roast those marshmallows.  The key according to the article is to have a stick of at least "two and a half feet." However, the article does not stipulate a maximum length for the roasting stick.  (That just might be a good research study for the government to institute.)  The bottom-line for the perfect roasted marshmallow is to keep it directly out of the fire.  Bon Appetit.

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