Pentagon Spends $1.5 Million to Develop New Beef Jerky

Yes, our "Pentagon" spent $1,500,000 of your tax dollars to develop a special new roll-up beef jerky, which was funded by taking money out of a weapons program.  Now, I love my jerky but give me a break.  And, what does beef jerky have to do with national defense?  Answer: Absolutely nothing! The "Pentagon takes money out of a weapon's program to develop jerky that rolls-up.  Wait, this one is just a good as the jerky development, or should I say just as "sad."  The Office of Naval Research helped spawn "Caffeine Zone 2," which is an iPhone application that tells people how to schedule their coffee breaks.